#LIFEISAMEME

when i get a lot of applause at karaoke night

I’m just like:

when i run into my ex at a bar

I’m just like,

when i get to the bar late and everyone is already drunk

How I feel before I have my whisky ginger:

When someone tells me what I did/said when i was drunk last night

Anonymous asked: who are you

I am Sparta.

4:55pm trying to get to Starbucks for frappuccino happy hour

when someone reminds me i’m not following my diet

WHEN YOU CAN HEAR SOMEONE’S MUSIC THROUGH THEIR HEADPHONES

WHEN MY BEST FRIEND MAKES ME TAKE A SHOT I DON’T WANT

I’m just like:

WHEN PEOPLE SHIT TALK A SHOW WHILE STILL IN THE THEATRE

I’m just like:

WHEN I SPEND AN ENTIRE DAY CLEANING MY APARTMENT AND THE NEXT DAY ITS A MESS

WALKING INTO A PARTY